Please accept our invitation to NOT ATTEND our Fifth Annual Non-Event.
This year’s Non-Event could not have come at a better time. We know most of you are already busy day and night fighting The Donald and his agenda... and trying to save our country and the planet. So we are not asking you to take a day off from phone calling, addressing postcards, marching and petition signing. But we are asking that you also not attend our annual Non-Event. We are counting on you not being there!
Put on your most outlandish set of pajamas, turn on your cell phone or computer and join our Non-Event Tweet Troll-A-Thon to The Donald in Trumplandia! Best of all, you can tweet and troll The Donald all day, all night, anytime you want. In fact, the middle of the night is best of all... for that is when we know he is on Twitter and watching for any mention of his name. And, if you troll him well... you could be the subject of his next Tweet attack! Donald is waiting to hear from you! He seems to have very little else to do besides tweeting and playing golf. So troll him along with us.
The range of topics is endless and each could be the basis of a new Trump TV reality series:
- Trump Dynasty... How The Donald makes a fortune from being president!
- The Apprentice in the White House... Jared takes over the family business.
- Keeping Up With The Trumps... The family romps at Mar-A-Lago
- Dancing With the Stars in the East Room... Russian agents dance with General Flynn, Paul Manafort, Carter Page, and a new Trump-chosen partner each week.
- Survivor, the White House... Who will be the last to be indicted and forced off the show?
Others not attending our non-event include Melissa McCarthy, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Gloria Steinem, Kirsten Gillibrand, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Elena Kagan, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Betty Yee, Maxine Waters, Madeleine Albright, Jackie Speier, Dianne Feinstein, Kimberly Ellis, and Sonia Sotomayer. Even Alex Baldwin won’t be there, choosing instead to troll The Donald wearing a mop of orange hair and a pout. Let’s fill our war chest to defeat all The Donald stands for! Help Democrats, especially women, win local, state, and federal elections to save us from the greatest Twit of all!
Tickets for the Tweet Troll-A-Thon Non-Event begin at $50 each. Grand Tweeter Sponsorships are available at $99. Our Grand Tweeter Sponsors so far are: Kate Daniels, Hetty Eddy, Erin Fogg, Regina Gage, Ann Flower, Karen Kelly, Konny Murray, Supervisor Jane Parker, Rosalie Pinkert, Valerie Pinkert, Ruth Rachel, Anne Sanchez, Assemblymember Mark Stone, Lauren Virshup, Pris Walton, and Lynne Weatherman.
We can only do this with the help of your (non-tax deductible) gifts. So, please use your credit card online right now at our website, or make your check payable to DWMC (putting "non-event" on the memo line) and mail it today to P.O. Box 223003, Carmel, CA 93922.